Friday, January 7, 2011

Bill Cosby had every reason to fear his kids!

[Scene: At college, about 3-4 years ago. Chatting with friend after class, just after summer vacation.]

Friend: I’m so glad to be back here in the hostel. I don’t know how I survived these two months at home.  Why do we need two months of summer vacation anyway?
Me: Holy shit! I knowwwwwwwwww. I am definitely not going to be one of those “Indian” kids who live with their parents till fucking 24!

[Scene: Yesterday, during breakfast. At home. With my parents.]

Dad: So, what do you want for your birthday this year?
Me: (Trying hard for a cool, “I’m-so-over-birthdays” face; mumbles) Nuthin’! (shrugs)

(Turns face to the other side, clamps eyes shut and argues with self, murmuring “No, we are not going to ask. We are NOT GOING TO ASK!”)

Me: I WANT AN IPOD…THE 160 GB ONE!

5 comments:

  1. Irony of life!!
    I hope you get the Ipod!

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  2. Ha ha, I lived with my mom until I was like 29. I couldn't afford an apartment because I worked in the city making just enough for my pricey commute. Great post!

    Fourth Grade Nothing

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  3. @runawaybride...I knowwwwwwwww...haha! Right now, its beyond just ironic tho. lolz

    @Ally...thank you! such is life that makes us swallow our own words, huh?

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  4. el-oh-el. at least make sure to get the ipod!:p

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  5. Oh, I'm totally getting the Ipod...one of the benefits of living with parents...which wud work even I wasnt...lolz...Birthdays are awesome! :D

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