Wednesday, January 12, 2011

I ogle, but I don't drool...(yet!)

So, yesterday evening, I am on my way back home from work. I drive a two-wheeler, by the way, which looks like this.

Pretty awesome, huh? In reality, its a little beat-up tho, coz I'm totally clumsy like that. Annyhoo, so I was driving back home from work when I noticed this pretty young girl in short shorts walking back home from badminton practice or some such thing. I obviously couldn't help admiring her legs. She had such perfectly shaped legs and in that orangy street light, her skin looked so absolutely glowy and flawless. All this happened over a few seconds, of course, and when I focused back on the road, I notice that the other pretty young thing on the road beside me, a 19 year old kid on another two-wheeler much like mine was ogling at the girl with the great legs as well. He went a step ahead and he had his mouth open, almost drooling!

Needless to say, I burst out laughing when I noticed him...zooming off ahead to get home already. What had me laughing was that I had now become an ogler too! Although I wasn't lusting after the girl (let's not go there, really!), I was definitely lusting after legs like that...for MYSELF! I definitely would kill for them. What? Looking good helps, you know? No matter how much people deny, it is true. Pretty people have perks. (Pardon the alliteration and try not to dwell too much on all the "perks." :p)

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  1. Pretty people have the perks. But not always. They might be misjudged just for being pretty!

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  2. Agree, but then, that is most definitely not a PERK! :D All in all tho, life would be easier if you just looked fan-fucking-tastic :)

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  3. I'm always ogling pretty girl's legs. Because my thighs resemble tree trunks. Pretty sure I'm never gonna get away with the whole "short shorts" thing.

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  4. You know what perfect-legged girls don't have that we do?

    Seriously, do you know? Because I don't and I really want to know so that I can stop hating them so much on account of me having something really really super awesome that they don't.

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  5. You know the secret though? Girls with pretty perfect legs kind hate themselves, their own body, and each other.

    Not always but if they are unlucky enough to land in "the industry", it is guaranteed.

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  6. That's what badminton does for you ;)

    Hey, it could have been worse... You two oglers couldn't crashed into each other!

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  7. It was probably the lighting - we all look good in that kind of lighting, right? ;)
    Erin

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  8. hehehehe....happens with me too....sometimes, sometimes though, like you said, pretty people have perks...

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  9. Hahaha. I ogle too. Even a girl with a pretty top that I like will make me stare. And I mean stare.

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  10. Pretty people pretty much get everything. :-P

    http://ficklecattle.blogspot.com/

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